Dave Callans is a lovable grouch. He grew up in the suburbs of Detroit, where the lack of sunshine finally drove him to make his escape to San Diego. Dave's comedy often takes dark turns and has cost him several therapists. Frequently appearing at comedy clubs all over Southern California, he has opened for Dave Attell, David Allen Grier, and Andy Dick, and he hopes to follow in the footsteps of Louis CK & Bill Burr to become the next angry white guy to make it big. Comedy is his meth- he loves stage time more than anything in the world. Yes, even you, mom.